Women like commitment more than men like sex,
Women think of marriage more than men,
They are creatures of long term views,
Men like one night stands more than sports,
A football game has an hourly time limit when it end,
Romantic soap operas take years and centuries to complete,
What the hell is 'the bold and the beautiful' still doing on Telly?
men are such creature of short term everything,
They can even end up cumming in fewer seconds than a second,
Try compare the period of a one night stand and a marriage,
A strict one night stand not the repeat business,
Yes repeated one night stands are not one night stands,
Your nursery school teacher should have explained what 'one' means better,
If you still repeat one night stands and call them as so.
Women are creatures of long term views,
Just imagine of how long it takes them to cum,
But you see we are all creatures of fashion and culture,
If everyone makes a bad decision it becomes fashionable,
Like dating old grandfatherly men,
When many women make bad decisions all the time,
By going against their nature and think in short term,
All other women do the same,
And it is doom for the man who loves them and has potential,
So run and make babies with the young guy with the vitz,
The one that buys you the bar at the bar tonight,
Forget the medicine student that buys you one beer at bar,
And asks you to drink at his home before you go out,
Forget the guy who is as faithful as your blue jeans,
Always is at your reach just like a loved one is,
Every time you open the wardrobe it is there!
It is never mteja like unfaithful undependable flashy men are,
And never disappoints or embarrass you wherever you wear,
Forget the young guy who claims love,
regardless of your denial of it's existence,
Run after that old guy with a wife and kids and means,
They always have BMWs this old potted men,
Who I suspect sleep with hoes and funny girls,
But you still want to be seen by this men,
Have the shoes and the whole bar tonight,
Remember that ten years down the line,
We will remember you to too vividly too,
But we will not claim love like we did to you,
We will claim love to the girl that saw us for our potential,
The girl we shared with the last slice of pizza,
And screamed at the matatu conductor for withholding our change,
We will claim love to the girl who pulled out her purse,
When she noticed us ran through and through our wallets,
With terrified and worried faces,
As if it had suddenly developed a hole in it,
We claim love to the girl that sees in us,
More than good schools and credit cards,
We toast to the girls,
That sees kindness in us that will splash,
To the child you will carry after condoms burst,
That sees the potential love for structure and family,
Instead of a BMW to trap coeds in coeds' bars,
A mansion at a good address with a pools for kids to play,
That sees our senseless urge to defend,
Throw bottles at any gang of guys at the bar,
Who show disrespect to the girl who is with us,
We do not need our faces anymore cause we caught you,
The other men can't fight they need their faces still...
When we are worried how much the cab guy will charge,
After the joy of kissing and club dancing is done,
we might seem to forget that girl who sticks around,
Or even just gives us a chance,
But she is the girl who drives our Mercedes ten years to come,
On weekends to shops all around and posh bars,
The ones in Hilton and Delarmer Terrance at northfolk,
Were you club as a couple, sip wines and talk politics,
Business and trips to parts of Africa where it snows,
Make fun of the days when we shared pizzas,
And tease each other of the earlier struggles,
talk of the suspensions our kids are getting,
But you chose the path you take my dear,
You will not know what parts of Africa snows,
The cat always gets out of the bag you know,
The longer you wait the fatter the cat gets,
You will be manless at home wishing,
You claimed love to the man with potential,
Waiting for your man to come back home from the college bars,
With his BMW and the pot belly,
With his now old BMW and pot belly,
Besides everyone marries their college mates somehow,
We will remember your past ways hot girl,
Hope we will love you enough to court you still,
Hope we do not find a girl to share the last piece of pizza now,
Who does see the potential in the young man,
Dare you a woman as woman is,
See potential like nine month pregnancies is?
But most thanks to the twenty first century,
Where anything can happen like Oprah has!
