Wednesday 24 August 2011

Push Him A Little So That He Knows He Is In Love





And she hit my inbox. She is in a complete dilemma, Cause her boyfriend is flying out, So I will be her boyfriend for now,She said if I picked her from work,She would rape me in the car, She was that horny that day. She hit my inbox just a moment ago, Her tone was already sad, She wanted answers,As if I am dr. Love or something.Just because I have a dic like her boyfriend, I wouldn't know what her boyfriend was thinking. When women are disappointed a man, suddenly we are a group, not a man, men! And we all think alike. Where do you think the phrase;'all men think a like came from'But I am giving her the benefit of doubt, I will assume all men think the same, Just to solve her problem tonight, Mostly cause she said she would rape me, That statement conduces me by the way, I am still unsure of how to respond to it. Anyways they have been doing their thing since day one. I am sure she is the kind of girl, Who would drag a guys hand, And walk into Hilton, Not the reception or the restaurant, Probably the bar but mostly the washroom. And the guy would protest, His wallet would protest too,In it's pocket,And his credit card might want to run out, Of Hilton, Like his feet would. But this girl is the kind of girl to say,
"everything is on me this time baby"
"come in inside"
And the guy would get more thorough in the spanking, In the slamming,And he would cum, After the girl screams quietly,
"everything's on me baby"
"cum in"
And the guy wouldn't mind walking out of the ladies washroom, Like he was chicken about walking into them. But now both the girl and the boy would have cum, Their is nothing anyone can tell them... And they would walk out of Hilton, The guys wallet only deprived of a condom, And the girls purse deprived of only a comb, Which she will leave on the sink doing her hair. In all the confusion. That's love, her hand in his is evidence, physical evidence, the joy on their faces is evidence that what is in their heart is love though can't be seen.

So that's besides the point here. She told me she was unsure what they had between them both, They have been doing everything a boyfriend does to a girl friend, What a girl friend does to a boy friend,She was wondering whether the guy felt the same. I told her that the guy must feel the same, Since we think a like by virtue that we both have dics! But she needs to be selfish,To stop thinking about what the guy feels, And starts to think of what she wants. Come on the guy has been banging your pussy for six months!
He is as fine as fuck!

So I advised  her how to force a relationship out of the bustard. He must love her but can't admit it. You know men hate commitment more than they hate relationships without sex. My advice to her was cocaine. Not to take cocaine. But to be cocaine! Make the guy so happy, Out of his mind,Out of your mind, Go out there to the world, And find how to make a guy so happy.
Melt him with perfume, so that when he flies out and finds another girl, the other girl would compliment her on the perfume and he will remember you. Melt him with Hugs, Lunches when he is hungry in the office. Then get thirty of your girlfriends, Find out how each one of them pleases their men,Then please yours like thirty women would please one man. For a week, Notice what he smiles at and talks mostly about, Get him as addicted to you,
Like cocaine, For a week. Then boom!
Withdraw,
Let the bustard go, let him fly for that business trip or whatever. He will come back with a ring in his finger. No one can resist good, No one can resist love,
You can never do something that will hurt you, You hurt yourself for good, Or a screwed up definition of what is good. Let the bustards go. Only if you know you have given him the best, And the most rare things. That if he were to search the world, Under all the skirts in the world, And the under the bra and under the most awesome boobs, he wouldn't find a heart like yours in someone else. He will only find a house. But not a home, Cause you are his home. Everyone goes back home after a business trip, but if its only just a house he is coming back to, he might just have flown out for good. Let him get money out of the wallet you bought him trying to pay for another girls coffee. And let him feel guilty about it before he does it. But this will back fire so loudly in your face,If you let him go, And he finds someone out there who loves him more than you do,
Someone who walks him into Hilton and tells him...
"don't worry baby, everything's one me"
"cum inside"
But if that's happens, don't worry. You are stuck fantasizing about raping me, Hope my princess doesn't get you with such thought. She will run over you, She is not afraid of running into things, It's not been a month since she ran into another car from behind. I am glad she is okay though. Honey, Drive safely!
That's all.
The end!

P.s I still remember that update you put about hilton! You are crazy.

From your,
Boyfriend
Boy-friend!